SIMIAN CITY NEWS! ;D
Today we bring you more random meshed gibberish revolving around a crazed monkey writer stuck in a cave, stories and lots of questionable beverages. Now let's get this over with, our camera guy has to be back at the zoo by 6:30. *anchor monkey adjusts his tie and coughs*
Edits Mania!
Eyewitnesses have sighted the Monkey With Fanta at her laptop often over the past week. Sources tell us that although this may easily be inferred as just another bout of procrastination, it has actually been confirmed as editing fever. The victim of the act has been identified as the first book of Arkanos. Our reporter Craz. E. Gibbon interviewed the chief of police of the Monkey Metropolitan force and has confirmed that the intended target of this attack was initially Electrostatic Fantasy. So far the MM force have discovered that as much as six chapters have been subject to the onslaught of this obsessive editing but there have been no reports of casualties. We are informed that the experts are still investigating and we will be sure to keep you up-to-date with all the latest details.
Not So Edits Mania...
In the weather forecast for the up coming days there are predictions of further edits in the region of the wrong story along with some potential attempts at writing. Residents of the Tick Tock Wonderwood area are warned to prepare for a possibly extensive drought season, while those of you living close by to Arkanos - Memorycatcher should expect heavy flooding. In the likely event of a natural disaster in Writ-Ing Land authorities are already standing by and preparing emergency rations of lattes and herbal tea for distribution.
And in seafaring related forecasts, those of you heading out to Electrostatic Fantasy oceans should prepare for heavy storms combined with fake sunshine.
And we'll bring you more of the latest weather later in the week.
And in other news...
Wait, my notes end here. Is this all the news we have? *leans back in chair and shouts to off-stage guy* Don't tell me this is all we've got for the broadcast. We've been off-air for over a week!
*off-stage guy* Our journalists are monkeys, what do you expect?
*anchor faces viewers again* Okay, well this is sufficiently awkward. Please tune in again for more exciting and random news from your favourite news program...
SIMIAN CITY NEWS!
*lights go out*
Don't tell me Chimpy forgot to pay the electricity bill again...
